Trail of Beers 2<\/b>: This time It’s personal.<\/i><\/p>\n
Care of The Riso\/Pott\/Foo bartender’s guide:<\/i><\/b>
The Drew:<\/b>
6oz 25 yr old scotch, packet pathmark ice tea, serve with skittles in slurpee cup.
Steal cup when finished<\/p>\n
The Ron:<\/b>
4oz sambuka, 3oz marbles, 2 oz cheese, shake.
When drink arrives, return because it is not done right. Repeat.<\/p>\n
The Thud:<\/b>
1 pint sand, garnish with marshmallow<\/p>\n
The Carlos:<\/b>
One long, thick, firm banana. Douse in captain Morgan’s spiced rum, light on fire.
Consume whole.<\/p>\n
The Nick:<\/b>
One pair size small white cotton panties, soak in Absinthe, chew until intoxicated.<\/p>\n
The Ari:<\/b>
Soak 8 oz raw filet mignion in Hennesy VSOP, serve in oversize brandy snifter.. Swirl knowingly.<\/p>\n
The Vlad:<\/b>
3oz Courvoissier, serve on gyrating buttocks of naked brazilian stripper.
Pay repeatedly, never get drink.<\/p>\n
The Max<\/b>:
Whatever you say he should drink. Serve in high heel, dirty ashtray or dog bowl. (You still out there, Katz? Poke yer bald head up once in awhile!)<\/p>\n
The Foo:<\/b>
1 tub lard, 6 oz bitters. Blend well, make someone else drink it.<\/p>\n
The Tommy:<\/b>
Anything, served neat.<\/p>\n
The Danny<\/b>:
Schnapps with a corona chaser, pass for white.<\/p>\n
The Dallas:<\/b>
Colt .45 and Manichevitz. Drink loudly.<\/p>\n
The Groo:<\/b>
1 pt guiness, one bottle tabasco,one pack cigarettes. Blend with brick, serve over urinal cake.<\/p>\n
The Melissa<\/b>:
6oz coconut rum, 3 oz pineapple juice, ice. Blend, drink hastily,leave in the middle of the night, don’t look back, burn bridges behind you.<\/p>\n
The Giaimo<\/b>:
2 oz each of Grappa, Sambuka, Campari, Amaretto and Mad Dog 20-20. pour into jelly jar, deep fry, garnish with back hair. Serve warm.<\/p>\n
The Ah Pook:<\/b>
1 oz Adrenachrome, 1 human pineal gland, 1 pint raw ether, 2 tabs blotter acid. Shake in leather glove, give to roomful of underage girls and farm animals. Videotape.<\/p>\n
The Tink<\/b>:
1 bottle orange crush, 2 tablets Prozac, 2 oz bitters. Serve with a slap.<\/p>\n
The Ken<\/b>:
14 year old Sake. If waitress is not supermodel, ignore it.<\/p>\n
The JoFo<\/b>:
Strong drink, creeps up on you and usually gives you the giggles. No one knows what’s really in it, and it often cannot be found.<\/p>\n
The Mark<\/b>:
Wear the right clothes, go to the right bar, talk to the right girl.
Make the perfect martini.
Serve gay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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