Comments on: Morgan Sperlock can bite my wrinkled grey ass.

By: lolitasir

lolitasir — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:15:02 +0000

Want me to visit you? I can do that if you want.

By: starts1

starts1 — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:32:01 +0000

pads and other things

first, take the pads. at FEST we spent almost $100 on those suckers, stockpile them and send them out with others. we can collect them later. same with other non-perisibles medical stuff. just think of this as 6 weeks in medical camp where you are garnereing supplies for our use. also befriend old people, some of them have estates. if there is a community tv room, get control of the remote. its a way to get old women and sex. some will stop at nothing to watch judge judy. avoid communal dining in the mornings, drooled oatmeal is never sexy even when its someone elses. avoid the leaners at the dinner meals. its not ok to have sex with alzheimer’s patients. some will stalk you but not remember why and you dont need that again.
hang in there and let us know if you can use or need anything.

By: zhijue

zhijue — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:27:15 +0000

Speaking as one of “those people” whom people think you should spray with your secretions or otherwise harrass, I can tell you that the staff is going to really like and appreciate you.

I’ll bet there are a lot of other residents who are going to welcome your company and sense of humor too.

I’m sorry you have to be there; I hope the time goes by fast.

By: thudthwacker

thudthwacker — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 14:22:25 +0000

I believe — and let me know if this is out of line — that the best way to demonstrate to these folks that you are not an invalid is to perform upon them the most elaborate and subtle pranks your uncommonly fertile mind can fashion.

By: jd_trouble

jd_trouble — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 19:24:19 +0000

that’s craptastic.

Have I told you you how much I enjoy reading your writing voice? That’s something you could do with your time, that’ll keep your brain from become mush.

I could arrange for a loaner Laptop computer to make it to your room if you had an interest/need/desire in that.

By: redhead_sue

redhead_sue — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 18:18:18 +0000

Dear lord, this sucks. And yet I had to laugh as I read this entry, you write about it with such humor.

Where is this place? Is it visit-able? Do you need anything – decent food, mindless magazines, phone calls? Please let me know if I can help in any way.

By: lonewolf_w_cub

lonewolf_w_cub — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 00:56:24 +0000

Yanno, I’m gonna start calling you McMurphy and I’ll bring you a copy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, just to provoke you.

By: chixalfred

chixalfred — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 22:09:32 +0000

Dude, you SO have to pee on one of the nurses…

Or, start an uprising of old people…

If you’re up for visitors, let me know? Does your cell work OK in there?

By: angel320

angel320 — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:36:32 +0000

As long as you are healing and getting stronger…..the rest is just window dressing…….

Sending you healing thoughts….

By: surrenderedsoul

surrenderedsoul — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 16:57:58 +0000

Do they allow you to have packages? If so, please email me the address. I will send you something to try and keep yourself amused.

I am sorry you are having to go through this.

hang in there, and heal quickly and as peacefully as possible.