Well, really.

Oh, man — I’m gonna be laughing at that mental image for days.

us poor delicate submissive flowers are now saved. I cannot possibly feel submissive to someone without such high credentialling and shall inform the prior powersthatbe in my life asap.

Seeing as neither you Flagg, nor Ken…well, since NOBODY I know has this ohsoimportant number…I hereby dub you pretenders to the crown and present you with your HNG banner…

I would love to see the full ‘certification’ exam. Maybe I will see if I can become a certified dominant…hmmmmmm…

Thank you for sharing.

Heh, remember when she self pierced her butt and then accidentally sat on it? *classic*

You’ve got a lot more self-control than I do, it seems.

A professional submissive and a submissive are not quite the same things. She has to have all those rules lest she be busted for prostitution.

I just had to check out “Submissive Ophelia”‘s website. I couldn’t help it. Curiosity killed the cat. What a joke she is. All her rules! I thought she was a sub? Que pasa?

Once again, thank you, Flagg, for showing me what it’s REALLY all about…

Oh, crap.

Ummm… I left it in my other chaps…

It was right here a minute ago- It was hanging on my belt with my hula skirt of floggers and my leather vest with a pin on it.

“Pay no attention to that Dom behind the curtain!”

:frantically hits levers, cranks up smoke machine:

Re: They even talk dumb

It’s nice to know that we are able help to make the fakes with their frustrations. Make the pretendeers feel all better.

Adopt- A- Poseur.