Re: My current favorite

I’m glad you appreciated it…Flagg hit upon one of *my* pet peeves as well, and I had no choice but to let loose the venom on those deserving of it.

The man who is the “star” of that web page does look awfully familiar.

I’m happy to say that I mostly avoid the public scene here.

A man I’ve been corresponding with on b.com has been pursuing a long distance relationship with a woman who seems to be a very pretty, very young, and very naive I-must-find-The-One to lay myself at His feet kind of girl. He’s very frustrated with her because his attempts to get her to be real haven’t gone anywhere. She’s a very pretty girl and I think that inspires him to keep trying to make her be real. Apparently, she blew up in a confrontation yesterday.

I’m sure she can find someone to fulfill her fantasies, at least until he ends up with lead feet. Maybe I should write to her. 🙂

Re: My current favorite

I’m glad I hadn’t taken a sip of coffee before reading this. I’m sure it would have come spewing out! Thankfully my computer keyboard and screen have been spared.

>The problem with that response is that it might validate her …

Good point. :/

>I may be too damned old; I’ve always found most of this cyber D/s pathetically and hilariously laughable.

I don’t think it has anything to do with age. I wasn’t “brought up” (so to say) in the cyber D/s world and came into it years later. Pretty upsetting from thinking I was the only person on earth who did this…to realizing that nope, not the only person but perhaps in the super-minority. :/

The problem with that response is that it might validate her …

I may be too damned old; I’ve always found most of this cyber D/s pathetically and hilariously laughable. And I’m glad that I don’t know anybody like this well; I’m a kind and gentle person, but I own knives and would be sorely tempted …

Oops, wrong list 🙂

FWIW, Flagg – it’s good to read you again. 🙂

I cannot believe people post mailing list to help them find their keys. I have hardly enough time to post or write on livejournal. This was so fucking amusing.

Re: My current favorite

Oh. Wow. That’s breathtaking.

I always feel like I missed out on something when I read this stuff. Like being the dumb slave. Which seems like it would be loads of fun. Except that it’s not. Of course, I could do things like lose a set of keys and run around the house wringing my hands and wailing, “Oh Lawdy! Lawdy! Isa dun wanna whippin’ from Massa.”

But it seems like the pomp and circumstance of this stuff would be fun. For, like, 10 minutes. And then I’d have to run out of the room screaming. And verbally abuse the dominant who thought that this was a good way of having a relationship. But for that 10 minutes, it would sure be sweet.

> any suggestions will help her but please dont tell her she is stupid Master has done that more than once now and called her a lot of others things as well

So did she get the, “That’s abusive that he called you stupid and is beesing mean to you. He obviously can’t control you because he can’t control his anger. He’s no Master. People make mistakes and it’s just an accident so he shouldn’t be whippin’ you none.”

Actually, if they do…I don’t think I want to know. I don’t think I could hack it. ello…emailing strangers to ask where the keys are is…well, stupid.

>I lost the keys- so, obviously, the thing for me to do is write a mailing list.

I’d whip the #!&$ out of her for getting on a mailing list and asking other people who have never been in the house where the keys are instead of LOOKING FOR THE GOD DAMN KEYS.

Damn. I need some oreos now.

Best disturbing visual line EVER!

They are good sources for humor, though. And ire as well.